Damn! Kerry was pissed! He really ripped McCain a new one.
"You don't decide who is a patriot!"
Excellent job, President Clinton. Way to knock it out of the park.
I especially liked him pointing out that sixteen years ago, people were saying that he was young and inexperienced too. :)
Nicely done, Senator Clinton. Nicely done. :)
Word of advice to all the young people that might be reading this journal:
While shaving in the shower, if you lose your grip on your Mach 3 razor, let it go! You'll be able to retrieve it from the floor fairly quickly and you won't have to apply pressure to halt the blood flowing out of your hand after cleaning the flap of skin out from between the multiple blades.
In completely unrelated news, this 9/11 Truther wackjob on Out There TV is delightfully paranoid.
Joel Schumacher's take on The Phantom of the Opera was so bad that I actually feel nauseous.
Gaston Leroux would pimp-slap that bitch.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I read Fark.com:
Cyclometh: There's enough sock puppets in this thread to put on a production of the Muppet Show.
BMulligan: The difference is that Kermit, Beaker, and the Swedish Chef never engaged in a public circle jerk.
Im_Gumby: But Gonzo's nose was intelligently designed to hit a chicken's g-spot.
And now, to the nightmares...
Jesus god Almighty!
My father buys crap beer.
Never buy Miller High Life. It has a distinct aftertaste of spoiled milk.
Do they make this shit with rat semen?