One passenger told Bavarian Radio: "It was a hell of a scene. One of them was lashing out with a vodka bottle after being refused more booze and the other went to the emergency exit yelling: 'I want some fresh air.'"
You just know the first woman was Patsy Stone and the second was Edina Monsoon.
Word of advice to all the young people that might be reading this journal:
While shaving in the shower, if you lose your grip on your Mach 3 razor, let it go! You'll be able to retrieve it from the floor fairly quickly and you won't have to apply pressure to halt the blood flowing out of your hand after cleaning the flap of skin out from between the multiple blades.
In completely unrelated news, this 9/11 Truther wackjob on Out There TV is delightfully paranoid.