Jill (wanderingrogue) wrote,

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Survey time to kill the time...

Stolen shamelessly from dferahgo.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "And they said, Go to, let us build us"...from the Bible, written by a bunch of Jewish priests. (Shut up...it's easier to debate Christian theists online when you have a Bible handy.)

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you feel? Dining room chair.

What is the last thing you watched on TV? Mad Mad House...my current reality show addiction.

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is. 9:45pm

Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 9:43pm (it's fucking hard not to look when there's frickin' clock right there on the monitor.)

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Some TV show in the living room.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Going out to run some errands.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at? Fark.com, I think. Or urbandictionary.com (go there if you want to find out what a Cleveland Steamer is...not that anyone actually needs to know that tidbit of info.)

What are you wearing? Green slacks from Old Navy and a black ribbed t-shirt (aka, "My Uniform".)

Did you dream last night? Yeah, and a really weird one. My buddy Jason and I were competative Olympic swimmers and two of our teammates were Jeremy Sisto and Elijah Wood. I can buy Jeremy Sisto and Elijah Wood, but I cannot buy either Jason or myself as professional athletes.

When did you last laugh? Watching Don's crazy vampire antics on Mad Mad House...and I plan on laughing watching Family Guy when it comes on at 10:30.

What is on the walls of the room you are in? A family portrait from when I was about twelve and a photo of my mom taken back when she was in college. She was pretty.

Seen anything weird lately? Uh huh. Not so much weird as fucking terrifying.

Last movie you saw? In the theatre? Dawn of the Dead. In the comfort of my own home? The Dark Crystal.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Death to all my enemies. ;)

Reveal something that no-one knows about you. Is there such a thing? Hmmm...I'm currently reading three books at the same time (Biological Exuberance, Reaper Man, and The Science of Good and Evil.) The middle one is fiction. The other two are science.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd make a law that, much like buying a car, catching a fish, or adopting a pet, you have to have a license to breed. Too many irresponsible parents out there.

Do you like to dance? In a club full of people, yes.

George Bush: Needs to be sent back to Crawford in November before he starts bombing every other country on the planet.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? How The Fuck Did You Get Here?

Same question for a boy. Same Question As Your Sister.

Stretch your right hand all the way out, what is the first thing you touch? The wall.
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