I suck harder than any scientist ever thought was humanly possible. I'm going into the world record books of suck. I suck with such terrifying, gaping, event horizon-like suckitude that I think I might actually become the answer to a question on VH-1's World Series of Pop Culture. Or at least create a gravitational field so powerful that I'll eventually choke on Alpha Centauri.
At least my love life should improve.
But, hey! *points up* New icon! These guys so don't suck.